老熊-诺贝尔 发表于 2013-2-19 10:04 
很有新意，值得一推~
4) Ransom
赎金
Broke and desperate, I kidnapped myself.
Ransom notes were sent to interested parties. Later, I sent hair and fingernails, too.
They insisted on an ear.
破产与绝望，我绑架了我自己。
赎金通知被寄给当事人们。之后，我还寄了头发和指甲。
他们坚持要一只耳朵
我觉得这种的可以算是“碉堡”的超微小说。其他有的感觉就比较一般啦。
如果是中文，嗯嗯，恐怕也就是古文能够精炼若此了吧